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Apparently Jim Langan has been missing the Town Board meetings, which is rather unusual since he likes to show up with camera and snap photos to put on the front page of his paper every Wednesday. This paper's front page has a photo that was taken several months ago, so Jim Langan is  forced to recycle photos since for one reason or another he is unable to show up at town hall.

I know this because having seen the meetings on television, Mr. Taylor now is sans facial hair and has a crew cut.

I would like to add that he states the board members are humilaited for not obtaining endorsement. Perhaps Jim Langan is the one that's humilated since he cannot show his face in Town Hall as a result that most of the the residents and business owners now know that he forged checks and stole from his clients.

However, someone out there by the name of Trevor (as well as Eleanor) is concerned about this whereabouts.

I was reading this e-mail while enjoying my morning cup of coffee and almost chocked from laughter. And being curious, I was able to locate the photo with the famous tuxedo.


Good morning Jim,
 
We noticed that you were absent from last nights Town Board meeting? We do hope that you are well. We have heard rumors that you are at detox, readying yourself for you big night-the supervisor debate. We do wish to remind you that your really should do something about you slobbish personal appearance. That photo of you and the Mrs. taken for the Winnakee Land Trust newsletter made you look like an over-the-hill rum-dum trying to make the best of an otherwise boring event. Doe K-Mart now rent tuxedos? Oh! BTW-we would like to suggest that when you do decide to clean yourself up, please use a very stiff scrubbing brush and a whole lot of lye soap. It will be most difficult to scrub off all the muck that you have attached to you. Do you think that you can do a thorough cleaning up job on yourself?
 
We did have the opportunity to view the PoJo video of the Hyde Park supervisor candidates. Where did their respective parties get these people? The were both an embarrassment. Please don't tell us that you had nothing to do with their selection. I was quite easy to detect that both candidates will have a major challenge to find their way to Town Hall. It was also quite obvious that Kakish will be relying quite heavily of the McArthurs even to blow his nose. Rohr, well, Aileen should stick to reading her lifetime subscription to High Times magazine and her Alice B. Toklas Cookbook. Anything elese, would be futile.
 
We must run. Hope to see you at a Town Board meeting. Jim. BTW-please try to look somewhat presentable concerning you personal appearance. The skid-row look does not compliment a future Pulitzer prize recipient.
 
We remain,
 
Trevor & Eleanor
 
P.S.-we found it amusing that the Democrat candidate for the 4th ward knocked on our door and stated that he was running only because of his profound dislike for the McArthurs. We intend to vote for him just on that statement. Some of our neighbors will do likewise. He also said the he's a Republican.
Minnie Mouse
9/27/2011 10:54:06 am

Hey Jim, nice Tux you might be able to get $10 for it at the pawn shop before the credit card company Repos It.

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Jimthief1
9/27/2011 11:00:28 am

Jim does not attend board meetings any longer and is forced to use old photos in his paper due to the fact that his camera was traded at the pawn shop for a tank of gas and cheap bottle of wine.

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The Avenger
9/27/2011 11:17:21 am

I am concerned about Jim; he looks as if he is not getting enough sleep. My only advice to you is you should stop hanging out at the truck stop on I-84 at all hours of the night. Jim in all seriousness, I like the white shirt and the white dress that the Mrs. is wearing, it really brings out the yellow in your teeth. I guess it safe to say that the poor house does not have a dental plan.

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Come On
9/27/2011 11:36:31 am

I get the author's dislike for the McArthurs and can sense the scarcasim that the author will vote for Mr. Schneider based solely on this. But, come on!!

If this man.Mr. Schneider, believes in Republican values and calls himself a Republican - why did he switch coats? We know why, he is a glory seeking sell out, with no principles and wanted to run for office, period. The Democrats offered the line, obviously because they could not retred other losers, and now will trot this turncoat out.

Why was he not involved with the rebulican committee but suddenly evolved with the opposing party to the degree of securing a nomination? Since he was not a memeber of the Republican Committee, how does he even know the McArthurs? Did they over charge his oil bill? No thank you, I will not vote for someone who is so blood thirsty for an elected office that they abandon their party and allign with the EXACT opopsite party?

I will be writing in Michael Taylor, our current 4th ward councilman, as he has done a great job along with the Mr. Martino!!!

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HP Insider
9/27/2011 11:58:21 pm

I hope that the pic of Jim & the Mrs. was not photo shopped. It probably wasn't. Both have yellow teeth. I wonder how the forclosure is going on their mansion. I also see that Jim is wearing what appears to be a wedding band. Maybe that should also be pawned to pay off the debts.

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StopHVN
9/29/2011 09:21:49 am

Jim looks as if he has aged 15 years in the past month or cought an STD from the rest stop on I-84, shame on you Jim!

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Hp Watchmen
9/29/2011 09:34:11 am

JIM LANGAN is thief and Scumbag, people should raid his house with torches and pitch forks and spray holy water on him and watch him melt.

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HPranger
9/29/2011 01:18:43 pm

The best thing that citizens of Hyde Park should do is stop buying Lagan's paper and tell all the stores that sell and advertise with his paper that you will no longer do business with them as long as they due business with Langan.

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