Hyde Park residents are being encouraged to show their support for the town and county candidates this Saturday at a private residence in Hyde Park per October 18, 2011 article in the Poughkeepsie Journal. All that are attending are asked to bring a non-pershible food item.

In top ten fashion, let's see The Hudson Valley News Lies list:

1) Wine and cheese will be served at this event. How appropriate that Sue Serino will be in attendence. Let the boxed vino flow!

2) Joe Kakish can talk to Brad Kendall about having the 80+ judgements on record against him, his wife, sibling and parents be striken from the public record.

3)Jean McArthur will be the MC once again. Count correctly how many 'uuuhhhhhs' she says throughout her presentation speech and you win a doorprize!

4) Don Veith can tell war stories of his arrest of soliciting a prostitute and give Joe and Jacob Michels pointers on survival tactics  when being sued. He is all business, you know.

5)If Jim Langan is in attendence, please ensure you are safe guarding your checkbooks as he has a penchant for forging checks.

6) Jim Langan has been looking a tad guant lately. Will some of the canned food items be donated to the Langan pantry?

7)Nosh on kraft cheese slices and ritz crackers while Joe Kakish gives out free legal advice to the attendees. A copy of How to Pass the Bar Exam for Dummies will be by his side.

8) Bring an out of town friend or relative and Jean McArthur will have them register to vote in Hyde Park using her home address. Remember folks, Every Vote Counts!

9) For a small donation you too can own a signed 8'x 10' glossy of our former supervisor and almost elected county legislator, Yancy McArthur. He'll also advise you of when his next speaking engagement is and provide you with his six month schedule of speeches.

10) Promise to vote for the Hyde Park Republican candidates and Jim Langan will give you a free year's subscription to his paper (too bad it will be out of business with the amount of judgements he has on file against him).

Manage your time wisely attendees! This sideshow will only be performed between the hours of 2-4 pm. Next performance will be October, 27, 2011 at Coppola's, 7pm.